they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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