Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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