apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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