This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
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i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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