Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize