and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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