My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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