People with herpes should wear stickers.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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