Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
everyone is single if you try hard enough
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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