I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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