I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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