I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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