We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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