If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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