We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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