hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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