Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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