ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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