I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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