just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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