Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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