yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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