The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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