So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Boobs speak an international language.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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