spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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