Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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