can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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