Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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