I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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