girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
operation have a gay friend backfired
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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