***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
pray to the hookup gods
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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