All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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