You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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