I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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