Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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