dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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