So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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