i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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