Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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