at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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