This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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