I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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