I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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