Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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