Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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