u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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