TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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