I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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