Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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