Welp...herpes.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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